Holy web-slingers! What is happening in the Marvelverse? Sony and Marvel are now at war! Meanwhile, DC is chilling over on the other side of the bar still trying to make some waves, but they still haven’t figured it out. The boys of OrkU are here to try to make sense of all the chaos that recent days have bought, but sometimes, you still can’t make your way through the swamp. This week on OrkU, Z Slings the web, Scott gets swampy, and Noob-Noob did not graduate Elementary.
Another week, another content packed episode. Plenty of news this week as the boys talk about Miley Cyrus and her love life, Deadpool’s Build-a-Bear takeover, broken swimming pools and Brazilian jail breaks. Then the reviews are just as busy as the buys discuss Madden 20, The 100, iZombie, and Amazon’s, The Boys. There is also more reviews of I Love You Now Die, but is that about a show, or about one of they boys love life? Listen to find out! This week on OrkU, Z proves free therapy, Scott may have fiddled with the pool controls, and Noob-Noob may need to seek professional help.
How could anyone ever properly follow up something as big as the 100th episode? Well, how about by giving you the 101st episode! That’s right! OrkU follows up their 100th episode with their 101st episode! Who could have seen that coming? I know I didn't. Well, this very episode contains some news, including a big Fortnight winner, Dr. Who, Venom, and Movie Pass. Then a follow up with reviews of Hobbs and Shaw and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Everything you would expect from the episode that follows the last episode! This week on OrkU, Z tries to drive a straight thought, Scott finally shows some emotion, and Noob-Noob gets some road rage.
When it comes to the milestones that have changed the course of history, this will be one talked about for ages. OrkU turns 100! That’s right! 100 episodes and going stronger than ever!
Alright. It’s not that big a deal. This just means we still haven’t gotten tired of each other and Noob-Noob is somehow still around. I guess Scott hasn’t been trying very hard to make him disappear. Anyways, this episode is a good one. News about One Punch Man, Dave Bautista. James Gunn, Tom Hanks, and GTA. Then because we love you, an in depth look at Netflix’s Stranger things, right after some quick reviews of God Eater, Frankenstein’s Monster Monster something, and 3 Below. This episode has it all! This week on OrkU, the boys serenade you with their Never-ending Song!
I guess some of us are able to actually take vacations. I, obviously, don’t get such opportunities. Oh well, maybe I can vacation precariously through other people. Unfortunately, my only option right now is Noob-Noob. The boys of OrkU trip in some news first, The Rock’s movies in Japan, Justin Bieber being a Tool, Star Trek going R, and the invasion of Area 51. A Top Gun trailer just dropped, also a trailer about Cats. After that the boys get into reviews of Lion King. Finally, since we can review whatever we want, we decide to review a state! Welcome to our Alaska special! This week on OrkU, Z brings the bottle that Scott never asked for and Noob-Noob embraces his inner cub.
A few days late with this episode, but worth the wait. The boys of OrkU jump right in to bathe first in the news. Endgame has officially broken records while Justice League is still a broken record. Chicago’s newest celebrity goes by Chance the Snapper, and would you get your hydration from an Instagram model? After all that news, the boys clean up with a look at the big news from San Diego’s Comic-Con, and surprise-surprise, there is a lot of Marvel to talk about. Again. This week on OrkU, Z lathers up, Scott rinses off, and Noob-Noob, when is the last time you took a bath?
With the conclusion of phase 1 in the Marvel Universe, it seems that every hero is looking for their next gig. Hawkeye is working on his singing career, Spiderman has been seen working on majic, and Deadpool has some trouble with the bottle cap challenge. A few other hero’s steal some spotlight from the boys of OrkU, like Thor’s new persona and the Decider takes center stage to help settle a disagreement between Z and Noob-Noob. This week on OrkU, Z opens the show, Scott issues an apology, and Noob-Noob gets “web” all over his face.
Why is it that every time a studio tries something new, the internet looses their minds? Lots of news this week for the boys to cover as they talk about, including Star Wars’ attempt to bring in more kids, Kim Kardashians attack on the nation of Japan, the ending of a great anime, and Disney deciding to change The Little Mermaids look. After that the boys go back to reviewing as they discuss Attack on Titan, Neon Genesis Evangelion, and Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This week on OrkU, Z donates time to the sick, Scott donates money to the sick, and Noob-Noob is sick.
For the last time Noob-Noob! Pick up your toys! You will not be allowed to play until then! But once you do, you can play with the other boys of OrkU and talk about John Cena’s unfortunate erections, Waterloo, and Black Diamond VHS’s. Plus, if you are really good, you can review Toy Story 4, Childs Play, and Jessica Jones. We might even take a trip down to the dungeon since Z has some issues with Holey Moley. This week on OrkU, Z gets murderous, Scott has some dangerous toys, and Noob-Noob has chores to do.
How great is Keanu Reeves? I mean, really? How cool is that guy? Also, how much money is Marvel going to make? I mean, I know Avatar holds the record, but Avengers is quickly making a play for the top spot. The boys of OrkU discuss these topics and then dive into some reviews of Men In Black: International, Black Mirror, Murder Mystery and Always Be My Maybe. This week on OrkU, Z gets fancy, Scott brings back some old friends, and Noob-Noob steps a little further out of that closet door.